condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

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teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

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harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

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xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

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instagrarn:

I had a nightmare that school started oh god

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Shut up, Larry.

Literally everyone who watches Orange is the New Black (via empress-of-derp)
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ihumpedyourcatthen:

I react to my favorite celebrities names faster than I do my own

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bumblingniall:

their football kits have their initials on them

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and niall is wearing zayn’s (๑✧◡✧๑)

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